A Warm Welcome

Hello and welcome to my Tuesday Blog.

To all those worried that this will be a Blog about the day Tuesday (its history and cultural importance), don't worry, it is not. That would be incredibly dull.

To all those excited that this will be a Blog about the day Tuesday (its history and cultural importance), don't be excited, it is not. You are incredibly dull.

It is in fact a Blog that I will be writing on Tuesdays. I am not 100% of the form it will eventually take but I am sure it will evolve into something Hilarious/Unrelentingly emotional. I will always welcome comments so feel free to steer me in a direction you want (to an extent, this is not going to become a Blog about 'My Little Pony', Fruit Pastilles or I don't know... Marxism.)

So let us begin...

"Has it not already begun?" You all said, I imagine.

"No it hasn't already begun, that was a sort of prologue and now you've prevented the beginning from occurring for even longer!" I said in response, out loud for no one to hear, then preceded to write it down.

THE BEGINNING

Welcome to 2016!!!!

Have you been welcomed to 2016 yet? I bet not.

"I Have" said Steve

Shut up Steve!

Multiple people have wished me a 'Happy New Year', although the number of people who wish me this has been decreasing. It started quite promisingly at midnight on the 1st of January when the 5 people I was with at the time all wished me it simultaneously, and with some gusto, then it dropped off dramatically until the next day when I saw others.

However, no one has, as of yet, welcomed me to 2016. I think we should hire an official Welcomer. He (or she) would dress up very smart and go round the country welcoming people to the new year with a hand shake or hug (as per people's preference). I realise that if there is only one Welcomer then it will take him (or her) an excessive amount of time to get round the whole U.K...

In fact, with there being 64 million people in the U.K at present they would need to be welcoming more than 2 people a second, so maybe we would need, I don't know, 3?

"Did he just do maths?"

Darn right I did maths!

The other great thing about a Welcomer (because we all agree it is a great idea). Is that they could check back with everyone half way through year, like a waiter does half way through the meal.

A video posted by Nic Munday (@nicmun) on Jan 5, 2016 at 11:04am PST

Yes I did imply that by the year 2032 we'd be speaking German (You laugh at me now but who'll still be laughing when we get to 2032! Hopefully neither of us as no one should have to suffer 16 years of constant laughter).

There are many among you who might wonder why I own a blue wig. Well that blue wig was bought for a New Year's eve party this very week just gone. Here is proof of all this in the form of a picture of a friend of mine, at the party, wearing the wig!

Yes my friend is Kylo ren

So if you still feel don't feel welcomed to 2016 don't worry I am gonna give it one last shot.

WELCOME TO 2016 

I maybe could have used a bigger font.

2016! A year where already this has happened on 'Come dine with me'

And a year in which the world will witness a sequel to the great 1996 film 'Independence day'... FINALLY!

See you next tuesday!

Nic